http://www.eltcafe.net/ Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:15:58 +0300 MyBB http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=5288 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 01:31:19 +0200 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=5288
Arkadaşlar reading geliştirmek için çalıştığım bir kitabın bir ünitesinde doktorlarla ilgili fıkralara yer verilmiş.Bende sizinle paylaşmadan duramadım


1.New Glasses

Patient: Doctor,can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Man:Yes,I can You need a new glasses
Patient:How do you know?
Man:Because I'm not a doctor.This is a bookshop..

2.Three Pills

One afternoon, a man went to a doctor and said,"I don't feel well.I often get headaches and I feel tired.The doctor examined the man and then left the room.He came back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor said,"Take one green pill with a big glass of water every morning when you wake up.Take one blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch.Then take one red pill with another big glass of water before bed time.

"Three different pills! " the man said in a surprised voice."What is my problem doctor?"

The doctor replied,"You're not drinking enough water"

3.Ten What?
Doctor:I have some very bad news for you.
Patient:What is it?Tell me,doctor.
Doctor:Well,you're very ill.I'm afraid you're going to die.
Patient:How much time have I got?
Doctor:Ten.
Patient:What do you mean?Ten years?Ten months?Ten days?
Doctor:Nine..Eight..Seven..Six..Five..

4.Your arm is better now
Burada bir açıklama yapayım.Alçısı yeni çıkarılan bir kız ve doktor arasında geçiyor bu diyolog.

Patient:Can I play the piano know?
Doctor:Yes,you can.
Patient:Oh,good!I couldn't play the piano before.]]>
Arkadaşlar reading geliştirmek için çalıştığım bir kitabın bir ünitesinde doktorlarla ilgili fıkralara yer verilmiş.Bende sizinle paylaşmadan duramadım


1.New Glasses

Patient: Doctor,can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Man:Yes,I can You need a new glasses
Patient:How do you know?
Man:Because I'm not a doctor.This is a bookshop..

2.Three Pills

One afternoon, a man went to a doctor and said,"I don't feel well.I often get headaches and I feel tired.The doctor examined the man and then left the room.He came back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor said,"Take one green pill with a big glass of water every morning when you wake up.Take one blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch.Then take one red pill with another big glass of water before bed time.

"Three different pills! " the man said in a surprised voice."What is my problem doctor?"

The doctor replied,"You're not drinking enough water"

3.Ten What?
Doctor:I have some very bad news for you.
Patient:What is it?Tell me,doctor.
Doctor:Well,you're very ill.I'm afraid you're going to die.
Patient:How much time have I got?
Doctor:Ten.
Patient:What do you mean?Ten years?Ten months?Ten days?
Doctor:Nine..Eight..Seven..Six..Five..

4.Your arm is better now
Burada bir açıklama yapayım.Alçısı yeni çıkarılan bir kız ve doktor arasında geçiyor bu diyolog.

Patient:Can I play the piano know?
Doctor:Yes,you can.
Patient:Oh,good!I couldn't play the piano before.]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=4192 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:57:41 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=4192
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Sitemize üye olmadan linkleri göremezsiniz. Kayıt olmak sadece 30 saniyenizi alacak...
Kayıt Ol! -
Giriş Yap...

Sitemize üye olmadan linkleri göremezsiniz. Kayıt olmak sadece 30 saniyenizi alacak...
Kayıt Ol! -
Giriş Yap...

Sitemize üye olmadan linkleri göremezsiniz. Kayıt olmak sadece 30 saniyenizi alacak...
Kayıt Ol! -
Giriş Yap...]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=4112 Thu, 21 May 2009 10:30:06 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=4112

Mr Bean - Library


mr bean - In the garage
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Mr Bean - Library


mr bean - In the garage
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.”

“Yes, sir,” the boys said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
Kan Dolaşımı Hakkında Bir Ders

Öğretmen kan dolaşımı hakkında bir ders anlatıyordu. Konuyu biraz daha açık hala getirmek için “Şimdi, çocuklar,eğer başımın üstünde dursaydım bildiğiniz gibi kan başıma doğru akar ve yüzüm kıpkırmızı kesilirdi.” dedi.

“Evet, efendim” diye onayladı çocuklar.

“Öyleyse ben ayakta normal pozisyonda dikilirken neden kan ayaklarıma dolmuyor?

Oradan ufaklığın teki bağırır, “Çünkü ayaklarınızın içi boş değil.”

Joke

Child pushing himself next to his grandfather.
-Grandad, will you close your eyes?
-Why should I close them, child?
-Because mummy and daddy said, if grandaddy just closes his eyes, we will be very rich.

Çocuk dedesinin yanına sokuldu.
-Dede gözünü kapatır mısın?
-Neden kapatayım yavrum?
-Çünkü annemle babam deden gözlerini bi kapatırsa çok zengin olacağız dedilerde..

How Far

Hodja was running as fast and shouting as loud as he could. Somebody saw him and thought something had happened to him. So, he ran up to Nasrettin Hodja and asked,

"What happened, Hodja?"

Nasreddin Hodja kept on running and said,

"I wondered how far my voice travels. So, I am running after it."


"Well, you are putting all the blame on me. Do you think the thief was innocent?"

Ne kadar


Hoca hızlı ve yüksek sesle bağırmaya çalışıyordu. Biri onu gördü ve ona bir şey olduğunu sandı.

Hemen Nasrettin Hoca'nın yanına kadar koştu ve sordu,

"Hocam ne oldu?"

Nasreddin Hoca bağırmaya devam etti ve dedi ki,

"Ben, benim sesimin ne kadar uzağa gittiğini merak ediyorum..."]]>
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.”

“Yes, sir,” the boys said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
Kan Dolaşımı Hakkında Bir Ders

Öğretmen kan dolaşımı hakkında bir ders anlatıyordu. Konuyu biraz daha açık hala getirmek için “Şimdi, çocuklar,eğer başımın üstünde dursaydım bildiğiniz gibi kan başıma doğru akar ve yüzüm kıpkırmızı kesilirdi.” dedi.

“Evet, efendim” diye onayladı çocuklar.

“Öyleyse ben ayakta normal pozisyonda dikilirken neden kan ayaklarıma dolmuyor?

Oradan ufaklığın teki bağırır, “Çünkü ayaklarınızın içi boş değil.”

Joke

Child pushing himself next to his grandfather.
-Grandad, will you close your eyes?
-Why should I close them, child?
-Because mummy and daddy said, if grandaddy just closes his eyes, we will be very rich.

Çocuk dedesinin yanına sokuldu.
-Dede gözünü kapatır mısın?
-Neden kapatayım yavrum?
-Çünkü annemle babam deden gözlerini bi kapatırsa çok zengin olacağız dedilerde..

How Far

Hodja was running as fast and shouting as loud as he could. Somebody saw him and thought something had happened to him. So, he ran up to Nasrettin Hodja and asked,

"What happened, Hodja?"

Nasreddin Hodja kept on running and said,

"I wondered how far my voice travels. So, I am running after it."


"Well, you are putting all the blame on me. Do you think the thief was innocent?"

Ne kadar


Hoca hızlı ve yüksek sesle bağırmaya çalışıyordu. Biri onu gördü ve ona bir şey olduğunu sandı.

Hemen Nasrettin Hoca'nın yanına kadar koştu ve sordu,

"Hocam ne oldu?"

Nasreddin Hoca bağırmaya devam etti ve dedi ki,

"Ben, benim sesimin ne kadar uzağa gittiğini merak ediyorum..."]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3248 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:37:06 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3248
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes, why are there still ape s?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're goin g?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. :D]]>
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes, why are there still ape s?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're goin g?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. :D]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3247 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:35:16 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3247
On a bag of Frito's:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)]]>
On a bag of Frito's:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3246 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:34:00 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3246
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?]]>
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3245 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:31:35 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3245
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonnaise]]>
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonnaise]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3244 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:30:17 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3244
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?" --Lee Lacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman]]>
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?" --Lee Lacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3239 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:14:42 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=3239
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."]]>
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=2008 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:41:49 +0200 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=2008














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3 yıl önce özel bir dil kursunda Elementery sınıfında ders alıyoruz. Hoca bize sorular soruyor biz cevaplıyoruz. Arkadaşa Dün akşam yemeğini kiminle yedin diye sordu.

Arkadaşımın Cevabı : "I ate my girlfriend last nigt."


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bizim burada genellikle gençlerin alış-veriş yaptığı bir giyim mağazası var...adı:

ÜNİVERCİTY GİYİM..

ya büyük harfleri noktalı yazıyorsun hadi tamam dedik de city nin orada işi ne???

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5. sınıf öğrencisine soruyorum" where are you from?"
cevap : I (yasak kelime kullandınız)from KASTAMONULUYUM


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soru: aşağıdaki rakamla yazılmış sayıların ingilizce okunuşlarını yazınız.

a)47:

cevap ne dersiniz?

forty - seven değil tabiki

four - seven olsa keşke diyeceksiniz

kırk yedi de değil

dört yedi bile değil


47 : DİRT YEDİ

yazan:Lise 1 öğrencisi


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Exploded egypt has escaped to my bosphorus ====

yaniiiiiiii boğazıma patlamış mısır kaçtı

----------
translated chicken-çevrilmiş tavuk
observation -gözleme
dry beans -kuru fasulye
the god who doesn't kill doesn't kill-öldğrmeyen allah öldürmez
don't december the door-kapıyı aralık bırakma
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Soru : Where were you born ?

Cevap: in Hospital ( caminin arkasındaki ) :)

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'Almanca dersindeyiz lise-2 de.. Almancacımızda okunuşlara baya bi kıl olur, almanca genelde yazdıldığı gibi okunuyor ya..

Tahtaya bir cümle yazdı, en sonunda da yanlış hatırlamıyorsam ''in der bus'' yazıyordu.. Sıra arkadaşıma dedi,
-Oku bakayım oğlum,
--in der bas (kafaya bir tane vurdu, çat diye ses geldi)
-Bi daha oku bakayım,
--in der bas.. (kafaya bir tane daha vurdu, beni aldı bi gülme )
-Bi daha oku oğlum,
--in der bus.. (Kafaya bi daha vurdu)
-Afferim. '


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'hazırlık sınıfında speaking dersindeyiz,öğrencil erden kendilerini ing. tanıtmalarını istemiştim. Bir öğrencim : My father name is....... ,deyince
my father's name is........ diye düzelttim,düzeltmez olaydım bu başladı ağlamaya: Niye hocam benim kaç babam var? demez mi? '

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Güney sahillerimizde bulunan bir kasabamızın bir lokantasının menüsünden bir alıntı: piliç çevirme -translated chicken

------------

meşhur 'sensitive meatballs' larımız (içli köfte) var,onları da unutmamak lazım

-----------
1) lise hazırlık sınıfında vocabulary quizde 'relax' kelimesinin türkçe karşılığına bir öğrencim 'tatlandırıcı sakız yazmıştı'
2) some/ any/ no/ every ve türevlerini işledik yazılıda bir öğrencim olumlu bir ifade de 'yesbody' kullanmıştı nobody 'nin olumsuz olduğunu öğrendi ya

----------

Bugün okuduğum bir paragraf ödevinden;

.....and I visiting Ayfer Kulesi........... ( ".... I visited Eiffel Tower.... " diyecek)


Gerekçe: Hocam özel isimler aynen yazılır. Değişmez.

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Turkish Grand National Assembly = "Türkiye'deki en büyük havaalanı Esembii'dir."

8.Sınıf Sınav cevap kağıdından......... (Esenboğa demek istemiş ) ) :))

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when two heart gets together,haylomb is a palace.





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Bugün 7. sınıftaki öğrencilerimin ispiyonlarına göre geçen sen öğretmenleri man kelimesini sormuş, çocuk da TIR demiş:)

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Bir haylaz öğrencim var 7. sınıfta. İngilizceyle yakından uzaktan alakası yok, kaldı ki Türkçeyle de yok...Bir kaç sorumu yanıtlamış:

1- What is the most delicious food?
ALİSAMİYEN STADI GS 5 : FB 1

2- Is Ankara bigger than Istanbul?
Kadıköyde sukubidu


----------------

8.sınıflara değişiklik olsun diye çeviri sordum.Bazı inciler:

The programme started.
Star programı.
Programlı çalışmaya başladı.

I was born in Erzincan .
Erzincan'ın içindenim.

I was doing my homework at 8 o'clock yesterday.
Sabah 8'de eve gideceğim.
Ben dün saat 8'de odamı topladım.
Ben dün sekizde kalktım.

My father sold his car and buy a new car.
Babamın hem eski hem yeni arabası var.
Babam bazen arabasıyla bazen minibüste gidiyor.

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Egypt is grown in Konya.

-----------

Anımsadığım kadarıyla birisi apartmanın dış kapısına hem ingilizce bildiğini göstermek hem de insanlara bir bilgi veriyormuş havası gösterebilmek için kağıda şunu yazıp cama yapıştırmış:

Leave the door december !...

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Is that a skirt? sorunun yanında da pileli basit bir etek çizmiştim..
cevap=no itiz lamba kabı..

yine bir soru
Who is Atatürk?
Bu beşinci sınıf sorusuydu ve soyağacına bakıp cevaplaması lazımdı
cevap=Hiyiz vatan kurtaran is a salaniken hero.

soru=(ne söylüyorum çalışması yapıyoruz)
There are a lot of fish in the pool
çeviri=Balıkların çok pulu var..

soru=I was at school,yesterday..
çeviri=Öğretmenim Ayvaz hoca okula gelsin mi,yes gelsin!(Ayvaz hoca okul müdürümüzdü)

soru=There are three cars opposite the cinema
cevap=Karsta çok abızzıtır türde sinema var...


quoted*]]> şöyle söylüyor: '' BANA Bİ KENPEYIR''

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3 yıl önce özel bir dil kursunda Elementery sınıfında ders alıyoruz. Hoca bize sorular soruyor biz cevaplıyoruz. Arkadaşa Dün akşam yemeğini kiminle yedin diye sordu.

Arkadaşımın Cevabı : "I ate my girlfriend last nigt."


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bizim burada genellikle gençlerin alış-veriş yaptığı bir giyim mağazası var...adı:

ÜNİVERCİTY GİYİM..

ya büyük harfleri noktalı yazıyorsun hadi tamam dedik de city nin orada işi ne???

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5. sınıf öğrencisine soruyorum" where are you from?"
cevap : I (yasak kelime kullandınız)from KASTAMONULUYUM


-----------


soru: aşağıdaki rakamla yazılmış sayıların ingilizce okunuşlarını yazınız.

a)47:

cevap ne dersiniz?

forty - seven değil tabiki

four - seven olsa keşke diyeceksiniz

kırk yedi de değil

dört yedi bile değil


47 : DİRT YEDİ

yazan:Lise 1 öğrencisi


--------

Exploded egypt has escaped to my bosphorus ====

yaniiiiiiii boğazıma patlamış mısır kaçtı

----------
translated chicken-çevrilmiş tavuk
observation -gözleme
dry beans -kuru fasulye
the god who doesn't kill doesn't kill-öldğrmeyen allah öldürmez
don't december the door-kapıyı aralık bırakma
-----------
Soru : Where were you born ?

Cevap: in Hospital ( caminin arkasındaki ) :)

--------------------


'Almanca dersindeyiz lise-2 de.. Almancacımızda okunuşlara baya bi kıl olur, almanca genelde yazdıldığı gibi okunuyor ya..

Tahtaya bir cümle yazdı, en sonunda da yanlış hatırlamıyorsam ''in der bus'' yazıyordu.. Sıra arkadaşıma dedi,
-Oku bakayım oğlum,
--in der bas (kafaya bir tane vurdu, çat diye ses geldi)
-Bi daha oku bakayım,
--in der bas.. (kafaya bir tane daha vurdu, beni aldı bi gülme )
-Bi daha oku oğlum,
--in der bus.. (Kafaya bi daha vurdu)
-Afferim. '


------------

'hazırlık sınıfında speaking dersindeyiz,öğrencil erden kendilerini ing. tanıtmalarını istemiştim. Bir öğrencim : My father name is....... ,deyince
my father's name is........ diye düzelttim,düzeltmez olaydım bu başladı ağlamaya: Niye hocam benim kaç babam var? demez mi? '

------------
Güney sahillerimizde bulunan bir kasabamızın bir lokantasının menüsünden bir alıntı: piliç çevirme -translated chicken

------------

meşhur 'sensitive meatballs' larımız (içli köfte) var,onları da unutmamak lazım

-----------
1) lise hazırlık sınıfında vocabulary quizde 'relax' kelimesinin türkçe karşılığına bir öğrencim 'tatlandırıcı sakız yazmıştı'
2) some/ any/ no/ every ve türevlerini işledik yazılıda bir öğrencim olumlu bir ifade de 'yesbody' kullanmıştı nobody 'nin olumsuz olduğunu öğrendi ya

----------

Bugün okuduğum bir paragraf ödevinden;

.....and I visiting Ayfer Kulesi........... ( ".... I visited Eiffel Tower.... " diyecek)


Gerekçe: Hocam özel isimler aynen yazılır. Değişmez.

--------------------
Turkish Grand National Assembly = "Türkiye'deki en büyük havaalanı Esembii'dir."

8.Sınıf Sınav cevap kağıdından......... (Esenboğa demek istemiş ) ) :))

---------------

when two heart gets together,haylomb is a palace.





--------------
Bugün 7. sınıftaki öğrencilerimin ispiyonlarına göre geçen sen öğretmenleri man kelimesini sormuş, çocuk da TIR demiş:)

----------------

Bir haylaz öğrencim var 7. sınıfta. İngilizceyle yakından uzaktan alakası yok, kaldı ki Türkçeyle de yok...Bir kaç sorumu yanıtlamış:

1- What is the most delicious food?
ALİSAMİYEN STADI GS 5 : FB 1

2- Is Ankara bigger than Istanbul?
Kadıköyde sukubidu


----------------

8.sınıflara değişiklik olsun diye çeviri sordum.Bazı inciler:

The programme started.
Star programı.
Programlı çalışmaya başladı.

I was born in Erzincan .
Erzincan'ın içindenim.

I was doing my homework at 8 o'clock yesterday.
Sabah 8'de eve gideceğim.
Ben dün saat 8'de odamı topladım.
Ben dün sekizde kalktım.

My father sold his car and buy a new car.
Babamın hem eski hem yeni arabası var.
Babam bazen arabasıyla bazen minibüste gidiyor.

------------

Egypt is grown in Konya.

-----------

Anımsadığım kadarıyla birisi apartmanın dış kapısına hem ingilizce bildiğini göstermek hem de insanlara bir bilgi veriyormuş havası gösterebilmek için kağıda şunu yazıp cama yapıştırmış:

Leave the door december !...

------------

Is that a skirt? sorunun yanında da pileli basit bir etek çizmiştim..
cevap=no itiz lamba kabı..

yine bir soru
Who is Atatürk?
Bu beşinci sınıf sorusuydu ve soyağacına bakıp cevaplaması lazımdı
cevap=Hiyiz vatan kurtaran is a salaniken hero.

soru=(ne söylüyorum çalışması yapıyoruz)
There are a lot of fish in the pool
çeviri=Balıkların çok pulu var..

soru=I was at school,yesterday..
çeviri=Öğretmenim Ayvaz hoca okula gelsin mi,yes gelsin!(Ayvaz hoca okul müdürümüzdü)

soru=There are three cars opposite the cinema
cevap=Karsta çok abızzıtır türde sinema var...


quoted*]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=466 Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:24:29 +0200 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=466 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=465 Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:21:59 +0200 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=465
How Are You Friendim? Çoluk Çhildren How? Best`tir İnşallah.
My`a Question Sorarsan Best`im Allah`a Şükür. World İşte Yuvarlanıp Going`im.

My Mother What Yaping? Keyfi Beautiful`dur İnşallah. Epeydir My Mother`le No Speaking. Eğer My Mother`i See Çok Selam Song.

La Friendim My Father What Yaping? Gine Coffeehaneye Going Mi? He Friendsleriyle Coffeehanede Okey And Batak Playing Mi? He`ye Song Sakın Yenilmesin.

My Brodher`in Children Olmuş. Boy Mu Girl Mi Olduğunu No Bilmeking. Childrenin Boy Mu Girl Mi Odduğunu My`a Song.

My School Da Baya Beautiful Going İşte. School`un Başından Beri English Lesson Seein. English'i Söktüm. İ'm Speak English Şakır Şakır.Your`a Söz Verdiğim Gibi.

Mail`ime Son Verirken Your`un Gözlerinden Kiss. Your`u Çok Özledim. Hele Bi Swim Olsun My Comeing İnşallah.

Meali

Merhaba can dostum. Ben Şuayip.

Nasılsın arkadaşım? Çoluk Çocuk nasıl? İyidir inşallah. Bana sorarsan iyiyim Allah'a şükür. Dünya işte yuvarlanıp gidiyorum.

Anam ne yapıyor? Keyfi güzeldir inşallah. Epeydir anamla konuşamıyorum. Eğer anamı görürsen çok selam söyle.

La arkadaşım babam ne yapıyor? Gine kahveye gidiyor mu? Arkadaşlarıyla okey ve batak oynuyor mu? Ona söyle sakın yenilmesin.

Abimin çocuğu olmuş. Erkek mi kız mı olduğunu bilmiyorum. Çocuğun erkek mi kız mı olduğunu bana söyle.

İngilizce dersi görüyorum. İngilizceyi söktüm. Şakır şakır İngilizce konuşuyorum. Size söz verdiğim gibi.

Mektubuma son verirken sizin gözlerinizden öpüyorum. Sizi çok özledim. Hele bi yaz gelsin geliyorum inşallah.


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Sugar brother (Seker kardesim),
Be a young man for two minutes (iki dakka delikanli ol). We put you in a man place, you become Tempra (adam yerine koyduk hemen arkaniz kalkti). No need to be artist (artizligin lüzumu yok) We know that this work takes much Money, too (bu islerin çok para tuttugunu biz de biliyoruz) No, why do you creating tension anymore, subtree (hayir da, daha ne diye gerginlik yaratiyorsun ki, dallama?) i eat all of you nobody understand (alayinizi yerim haberiniz olmaz) You not. understand the word, you eat the grass where i put you, (Laftan anlamiyorsunuz, hala koyduum yerde otluyorsunuz) No drawings mrawings my brother ! (Proje mroje yok kardesim) You make 3 kurush work camel ( 3 kurusluk isi deve yaptiniz)
I understand we can not understand with you ( Anlasildi biz sizinle anlasamayacagiz)
But, if you go with this head to arm , you take NAH as diploma (Ama siz bu kafayla giderseniz askere nah alirsiniz teskere)
Here that much ! (iste o kadar)[/color]]]>
How Are You Friendim? Çoluk Çhildren How? Best`tir İnşallah.
My`a Question Sorarsan Best`im Allah`a Şükür. World İşte Yuvarlanıp Going`im.

My Mother What Yaping? Keyfi Beautiful`dur İnşallah. Epeydir My Mother`le No Speaking. Eğer My Mother`i See Çok Selam Song.

La Friendim My Father What Yaping? Gine Coffeehaneye Going Mi? He Friendsleriyle Coffeehanede Okey And Batak Playing Mi? He`ye Song Sakın Yenilmesin.

My Brodher`in Children Olmuş. Boy Mu Girl Mi Olduğunu No Bilmeking. Childrenin Boy Mu Girl Mi Odduğunu My`a Song.

My School Da Baya Beautiful Going İşte. School`un Başından Beri English Lesson Seein. English'i Söktüm. İ'm Speak English Şakır Şakır.Your`a Söz Verdiğim Gibi.

Mail`ime Son Verirken Your`un Gözlerinden Kiss. Your`u Çok Özledim. Hele Bi Swim Olsun My Comeing İnşallah.

Meali

Merhaba can dostum. Ben Şuayip.

Nasılsın arkadaşım? Çoluk Çocuk nasıl? İyidir inşallah. Bana sorarsan iyiyim Allah'a şükür. Dünya işte yuvarlanıp gidiyorum.

Anam ne yapıyor? Keyfi güzeldir inşallah. Epeydir anamla konuşamıyorum. Eğer anamı görürsen çok selam söyle.

La arkadaşım babam ne yapıyor? Gine kahveye gidiyor mu? Arkadaşlarıyla okey ve batak oynuyor mu? Ona söyle sakın yenilmesin.

Abimin çocuğu olmuş. Erkek mi kız mı olduğunu bilmiyorum. Çocuğun erkek mi kız mı olduğunu bana söyle.

İngilizce dersi görüyorum. İngilizceyi söktüm. Şakır şakır İngilizce konuşuyorum. Size söz verdiğim gibi.

Mektubuma son verirken sizin gözlerinizden öpüyorum. Sizi çok özledim. Hele bi yaz gelsin geliyorum inşallah.


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Sugar brother (Seker kardesim),
Be a young man for two minutes (iki dakka delikanli ol). We put you in a man place, you become Tempra (adam yerine koyduk hemen arkaniz kalkti). No need to be artist (artizligin lüzumu yok) We know that this work takes much Money, too (bu islerin çok para tuttugunu biz de biliyoruz) No, why do you creating tension anymore, subtree (hayir da, daha ne diye gerginlik yaratiyorsun ki, dallama?) i eat all of you nobody understand (alayinizi yerim haberiniz olmaz) You not. understand the word, you eat the grass where i put you, (Laftan anlamiyorsunuz, hala koyduum yerde otluyorsunuz) No drawings mrawings my brother ! (Proje mroje yok kardesim) You make 3 kurush work camel ( 3 kurusluk isi deve yaptiniz)
I understand we can not understand with you ( Anlasildi biz sizinle anlasamayacagiz)
But, if you go with this head to arm , you take NAH as diploma (Ama siz bu kafayla giderseniz askere nah alirsiniz teskere)
Here that much ! (iste o kadar)[/color]]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=400 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 22:09:23 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=400 ...............................................................................................
"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
...............................................................................................
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
...............................................................................................
In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
...............................................................................................
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.]]> ...............................................................................................
"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
...............................................................................................
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
...............................................................................................
In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
...............................................................................................
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=384 Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:19:40 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=384
Astığı astık kestığı kestik bir adamdir: He is a his-hung- is-we-hung-his-cut-is-we-cut man

Acele işe şeytan karışır: Urinate quickly, satan mixes

Can boğazdan gelir: John comes from Bosphorus

Dik dik ne bakıyorsun öyle : What are you looking perpendicular perpendicular like that

Eğri oturalım, doğru konuşalim : Let's sit italic,let's talk correct

Ekmek elden, su gölden : Bread from hand, water from lake

Nalları dikti : He errected the horse shoes

O güzelim vazo tuzla buz oldu : That my beautiful vase became ice with salt

Onun elinden az çekmedik : We didn't pull little from his hand

Gözün mosmor olmuş : Your eye has become puspurple

Onun gözlemelerine doyum olmaz : There is no saturation to her observations

Senden adam olmaz : man doesn't become from you

Sıraya gir : enter the desk

Usta ordan bi pilav üstü kuru versene : Master, give a dry on top of rice from there

Boşver : Give it empty

Usta ortaya yanar-döner bişi yapsana: Master do something burning -turning to the middle.

Boğazıma patlamış mısır kaçtı : Exploded egypt has escaped to my bosphorus.

Her işte bir hayır vardır: In every job there is no

Ne anasının gözü kız: She is such a mother's eye girl.

Güzel ortamların hastasıyım: I am sick of beautiful environments]]>
Astığı astık kestığı kestik bir adamdir: He is a his-hung- is-we-hung-his-cut-is-we-cut man

Acele işe şeytan karışır: Urinate quickly, satan mixes

Can boğazdan gelir: John comes from Bosphorus

Dik dik ne bakıyorsun öyle : What are you looking perpendicular perpendicular like that

Eğri oturalım, doğru konuşalim : Let's sit italic,let's talk correct

Ekmek elden, su gölden : Bread from hand, water from lake

Nalları dikti : He errected the horse shoes

O güzelim vazo tuzla buz oldu : That my beautiful vase became ice with salt

Onun elinden az çekmedik : We didn't pull little from his hand

Gözün mosmor olmuş : Your eye has become puspurple

Onun gözlemelerine doyum olmaz : There is no saturation to her observations

Senden adam olmaz : man doesn't become from you

Sıraya gir : enter the desk

Usta ordan bi pilav üstü kuru versene : Master, give a dry on top of rice from there

Boşver : Give it empty

Usta ortaya yanar-döner bişi yapsana: Master do something burning -turning to the middle.

Boğazıma patlamış mısır kaçtı : Exploded egypt has escaped to my bosphorus.

Her işte bir hayır vardır: In every job there is no

Ne anasının gözü kız: She is such a mother's eye girl.

Güzel ortamların hastasıyım: I am sick of beautiful environments]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=383 Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:17:37 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=383
Before beginning something INSHALLAH

Just at beginning BISMILLAH

When surprised ALLAH ALLAH

When gave up EYWALLAH

To go to the end YA ALLAH

Promise WALLAH BILLAH

Self confidence EWEL ALLAH

Fully motivated ALIMALLAH

Bored FESUPHANALLAH

More bored HASBINALLAH

Give up ILLALLAH

Great inspiration and motivation ALLAH, ALLAH, ALLAH

Succeeded MASHALLAH

At failure HAY ALLAH

:lol::lol::lol::lol:]]>
Before beginning something INSHALLAH

Just at beginning BISMILLAH

When surprised ALLAH ALLAH

When gave up EYWALLAH

To go to the end YA ALLAH

Promise WALLAH BILLAH

Self confidence EWEL ALLAH

Fully motivated ALIMALLAH

Bored FESUPHANALLAH

More bored HASBINALLAH

Give up ILLALLAH

Great inspiration and motivation ALLAH, ALLAH, ALLAH

Succeeded MASHALLAH

At failure HAY ALLAH

:lol::lol::lol::lol:]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=318 Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:12:54 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=318
`A woman without her man is nothing`
on the chalkboard and asked his students to puctuate it correctly.

All the males in the class wrote:

`A woman, without her man, is nothing`

All the females in the class wrote:

`A woman : without her, man is nothing`


PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!!
]]>
`A woman without her man is nothing`
on the chalkboard and asked his students to puctuate it correctly.

All the males in the class wrote:

`A woman, without her man, is nothing`

All the females in the class wrote:

`A woman : without her, man is nothing`


PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!!
]]> http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=317 Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:08:34 +0300 http://www.eltcafe.net/showthread.php?tid=317
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . . .]]>
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . . .]]>